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CIA OVERTHROWS BUSH!
A disconsolate former President George W. Bush
ponders what appears to be a bleak future
DC (REUTERS) Citing what he described as a tragic example of poor
cellular phone technology, CIA Director George Tennant confirmed Thursday that a
garbled message had resulted in the agency toppling the administration of George
a lot of static on the line,” said a sobbing Tennant. “I told covert
operations, ‘Overthrow that elected bastard’, referring to Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez. I can only assume they thought I said, ‘Overthrow that
orders of President for Life Frank Carlucci, Bush is reportedly being held in
isolation at the College Of The Americas, where he will be interrogated. After
the ruling junta learns everything Bush knows, which is expected to take several
minutes, the deposed leader will undergo plastic surgery to make him look
exactly like Osama bin Laden. He will then be exiled to New York City.
served his purpose. There is no longer any need for a figurehead,” said
President Carlucci, adding that the American flag will immediately be replaced
by an attractive banner that reads, “The Carlyle Group – Love It Or Leave