Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that whoever has the most money has the right to buy the most legislation, we offer this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the Wall Street executive, insurance industry CEO, oil company investor, corporate polluter or Washington lobbying firm to truly have it all at a bargain price.

You are bidding on the Congress of the United States.  The winning bidder will tell the Congress how to vote on every issue in Washington affecting your industry or personal income.  You will tell them how to vote, and they will vote according to your instructions, once they receive the money of the winning bidder.

Currently you are required to buy the Congress in pieces, issue by issue, dollar for dollar. This is inefficient and time consuming, and can be expensive because of the number of campaign fundraisers you are commanded to attend by legislators who will vote on your issues and demand your payment in advance on a piecemeal basis.

Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that the more money you have, the more you can control your Congress, we present this extraordinary to simply buy the Congress as a whole, in  one simple purchase.

We will use the proceeds to make a difference in the lives of ordinary Americans, who have been completely forgotten by their government.

Happy bidding!!!

The American People

UPDATE: Ebay has removed the item. You can no longer buy the United States Congress in one fell swoop. You’re going to have to do it piecemeal.

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